Hello to all you unconventional conventions and welcome to Rocky talkie. I'm Jacob. Yeah, I'm Aaron and I'm Meg. Now, before we get started with the show, we'd like to take a moment and ask each other, how was your week? Did you get up to anything fun guys? Exhausting. It has been an exhausting but absolutely fucking amazing week. You'll hear all about me and my excursion out to R K O. Uh, this last weekend, but non Rocky related, we've seen two shows this week so far. We saw Beetle Juice just the other night. Fucking fantastic. Absolutely loved it. And, uh, we just got back right before recording from seeing dear Evan Hansen, which I hadn't seen yet. Uh, I also saw that show, uh, later this week. Listen. Ok. I know that a lot of people have a lot of opinions about dear Evan Hansen. And I got to say up until, I don't know, like four hours ago, I didn't have a single opinion about deer. Evan Hansen. I didn't know anything about it and then we went and saw it and it was so good like that poor kid didn't know how to handle himself and he was like 18 years old. And what the fuck do you do when you're 18? And you get tangled in a lie. I feel like the people who have it out for dear Evan Hansen. I don't know, need to like, cut him a little slack. Um OK, I, I didn't see dear Evan Hansen but I listened to the, to the soundtrack very much and I, I, I've got to say so many things wrong with that musical and I, I don't understand uh the country's infatuation with it and meg, I don't understand your infatuation with it and your defending of its principles because that man, this dear Evan guy, he is some dude who he's like marginally connected to dies and, and basically he builds up a fake relationship with this dead person to get in the dead person's sister's pants. No, there's so much more you can dress it up and you can say, oh, but he's really doing it to, to keep the family happy because they want to feel like, but come on Tina, but he's not, I don't want to give away as a crush on this sister. Give it away. I'm never seeing this. I'm never seeing this musical. Yeah. But I don't want to give it away to you because you might see it one day. I'm not gonna see it one day. I promise. Ok, the reason he does it is because listen, it was well produced it was well staged. Like it was phenomenally directed. It was good theater. It was good theater. I just have not been in the mood for, uh, a bunch of teenage angst. And, uh, that's, that's what I got out of it. So, anyway, how about you, Jacob? How's, uh, how's stuff going in your teenage angst world? Oh, it is going, uh, it's, it's all right. Yeah, I, I can't, no complaints recently. I've been, well, a good friend of mine just got out of a coding boot camp and has saddled themselves with a very ludicrous job. And so I've, I've taken that signal from God and decided I want that for myself. So recently I have been uh hitting the books, learning ruby coding language, um practicing for my technical interview, which is tomorrow. Wish me luck. Good luck. Thank you very much. Yeah, I'm excited. Reverse this array for me real quick. Yeah, I can, I can do dot Reverse array do. All right. Well, pass, pass my interview. Good job also. Uh Can we just say shout out to Josh who graduated coding boot camp and got a really lucrative job. Uh He's fucking killing it and you're also gonna be killing it. Joshua Laski. I, so many times I want, I want to reference real people, things on this show and I do, but I always get yelled at lingo Jacob. We can't say that because of the rules. And so I figured I'm gonna preface. I'm gonna not get yelled at this time and not say the name and this is the one time. Oh, we can say the name. So my God, it's a nice thing. He's doing great. He's killing it. I've wanted to say nice things before. And you've, you've rained down upon me. No, Jacob. No shame. So I just want you to know Josh. You don't, you're not listening to this. So it probably doesn't even matter. But in case you are, I was gonna say your name from the beginning. Yes. Say my name, daddy. I was gonna go Destiny's child, but I guess there's two kinds of people. All right. Well, Destiny's child. Say my name, say my name. Oh, yes. Come on. All right. Now that, that's out of the way. Let's dive into our first segment. Global news. All right, guys. First up in global news, Timm Curry's got a brand spanking new website that just launched this week. This site is the official online home for all things. Tim Curry where you can buy exclusive merch online experiences and read all about Tim's career and life. Of course, the site is allowed with Tim Tastic merchandise. They've got everything from autograph, paper, goods, photos, posters, trading cards, you name it. They've got it. They've also got toys galore. Admittedly, they're mostly fun pops. But, hey, those are in right now. Are they? Yes. Yes, they're very in. Go to comic-con. There's millions of them. They've even got a Stephen King flavored Fun pop signed by Tim, which is kind of a cool crossover piece. And if you're in the market for a creepy rendition of Tim's face, oh boy, have I got the mask for you? I can own Tim's face. They sell masks of Tim's face. Well, kind of, although you might have to go to Russ Turk for something that specific, but they do have versions of his face that are um pennywise the clown from it or the darkness from legend. So if you want to go creepy, you could go creepy. All right. Well, in addition to all that stuff for the discerning Tim Curry aficionado who is only interested in curating their collection of the finest collectibles. The site offers mystery boxes, both Rocky Horror and Pennywise flavors for the low, low price of only 100 and $59.99 plus shipping and handling. You can be the proud owner of a brand new surprise limited edition t-shirt pack of stickers and a random autographed item perfectly tailored to the tasty flavor of your box. This sounds like the restaurant special except when it's just the kitchen staff trying to use last Monday's ingredients before they spoil. You're probably not wrong. But wait, there's more on this new Tim Curry site. You can also purchase face time with the man himself via facetime. Of course, for only $145 you can purchase a whole one minute virtual meet and greet. Two minutes. We'll run you $225. But for only $250 you can have a personalized prerecorded video. Shout out, I mean nell only charges like 25 bucks but ok, she was a human groupie. Tim is an alien sex. God. Relax best of all for just $500 or 1/7 of the total sum for a frank jacket. You can be the proud owner of a five minute personal phone call with Tim where you can chat with him about anything your rich little art desires. Damn, I wonder what I gotta do to make my time worth that much. Well, you start on your knees and then um find some way to make 400 extra dollars. I don't, I don't really know what to tell you. I mean, this is actually super cool, right? Tim has like completely not been plugged into the internet, you know, for any reasonable length of time, right? Like there's a billion fake Tim curry social media accounts and all this stuff, but he just really hasn't been present. So, I mean, for obvious reasons, but this is, this is great that, you know, his, his team has finally been able to uh to, to get uh an actual website up for him, get some of those like memorabilia and autographs so that you don't have to go to, to ebay and guess if it's a real autograph, you can get it straight from the man himself and, you know, making his time available out there for all these phone calls. Yeah, it's expensive. But I mean, come on, it's Tim fucking curry, you know, what are you gonna do? And I will say it is probably really nice for people. Like, like I remember a couple of years ago there was a thing where like Brandon Sarina did a meet and greet and asked him about one of the pins. So being able to get in touch with him, literally, whatever you want. Like, yeah, you have to like pay the $500 troll toll. But then once you've paid, like you can ask him anything that you want, right? If it's a costuming thing, if it's a thing about the movie, like being able to get in touch with Nell about the eggs was awesome. Granted it was only $25. But like we just have that now and we also have Barry that we used for our show where he was like, no, don't, don't use this video. I don't authorize anything, being able to have Tim record something like that for like, I don't know, a preshow would be pretty fucking cool. Yeah, I mean, the availability of the actors, they've always been great, right? You know, over the last 50 years showing up at conventions, doing interviews with the fans, you know, they every, every single one of them, you know, went through Ruth's desk over at crazed imaginations and shop talk even earlier when they were, you know, getting all of that stuff out there. So it's great to kind of see that continue in the digital age and, you know, know that your chance to, to, to speak with Tim is not confined to, you know, when Comic Con comes through or when he actually makes it out to the east coast or, you know, any of those kinds of things. Yeah. As much as we are giggling in between the swaths of edited out content for this episode. I'm sure Tim will have someone close by for these calls and the opportunity to like, have a phone call with the man himself, right? Who's like so storied in the theater community in general and of course, in Rocky Horror is like fantastic. I, I imagine it's something close to, like paying a bunch of money to touch God. You know, I just wanna, I just wanna ask him what it was like working with Donald Trump at home alone too. Oh, God, that's worth $500. Right. That's absolutely, I wasn't going to do this before. You said that. And now I might do this. I'll go in on it with you. Ask him how he learned to fly for Fern Gully. He, there's a bunch of, um, on the website I was checking out there's all kinds of like Nigel Thornberry stuff, which I thought was adorable. I totally forgot. He did that. So cute. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. Check out the website. There are some genuinely, like, cute things. A lot of it is like, oh, signed, signed Funk pop sign March. But some of the stuff on there is like, oh, ok. It's cute that you would nod to, like, the people who know you from this. Yeah. I mean, and some of these posters that are up here are, are ones that, like, you may have seen them around, but you weren't sure if they were reprints or if they were, you know, not originals, like, you know, that they are exactly what they say they are. So, you know, just having a source to go pick up this kind of stuff, even if it's a little, I see like I'm there for it. Yeah. Well, if you want to check out the site, all this and more can be found at Tim Curry dot com, which, uh, we've conveniently linked for you in our show notes. All right guys, I've got a last minute addition to a global news here. This is some hard hitting news coming from us over at I G N I G N just dropped a 25 minute video. That is the top 10 movie musicals of all time. And yes, Rocky is on the list. I don't know, I, I don't know why we do a thing about it if it wasn't uh I was hoping for high school musical. No, high school musical didn't even make it in and it's, I know, I know you're shitting me. What do you, I mean, it's I G N fucking hacks at I G N who are fucking bought out by all the big fucking people with money. This is a illegitimate list just putting that out there. Well, if you want to take a look and be just as angry as Jacob, uh it's up over on I G M, we'll have it linked for you on our show notes. It's actually kind of a good, it's not just a, a top 10 list. I wouldn't mention it if it's just a top 10 list. They kind of run down a huge swath of American musicals kind of all the way back to the thirties. Uh It's more than just 10 in here. So if you're not like as deeply entrenched in the history of movie musicals, uh it's kind of a good primer just like go through it jot down the ones that you think that, oh, what the hell is that? And you know, off to the races over to Netflix start watching um like it, it, it, while they didn't make the list, it covers a bunch of stuff, including all of our favorites. Repo the Genetic Opera and, and Phantom of the Paradise. And you know, all of this kind of stuff that is kind of tangential but doesn't actually make the top 10 list. Rocky. Rocky Horror comes in at number four on this list. What, what's number one? I don't know. I gotta scroll. Hold on. Oh, they do mention pitch perfect. Actually, they might put it in here. Are you kidding me? Moulin Rouge. What's number one? You fucking Moulin Rouge is a pretty fucking good musical. Wait, there's no way that's number one. Oh, is it a high school musical? No. Hold on. Are you fucking kidding me? Oh my God. Is it high school musical? No. Number one on I G N S top 10 movie musicals of all time. Wait, wait, hold on, give us one actual guess each. All right. Number one musical of all time and I'm angry about it and about it angry about it. It's gonna be something like movie musical. Yes, movie musical. So it's not gonna be something like grease because you'd be OK with that. It's not something that belongs there. It's gonna be, it belongs there. You old white man, huh? Uh It's gotta be like rent or something. My money's on. No, not rent, right? What do you, what do you got? OK. So it's recent is that I'm imagining that's why you're upset. That would be a safe assumption. Ok? So we have to think about recent movie musicals, which means Google is my friend. No cheater. I'm not cheating. Come on, I'll remember that later. Dearer. Than Hansen. No. Oh, well, I tried the number one movie musical of all time. According to I G N is 20 sixteen's seminal classic La la Land, which don't get me wrong. Not a horrible movie, but not a good musical either. So, wasn't it a horrible movie? We watched it and got wine drunk and we're like, we just wasted wine on that. Oh, high school musical is in here. It doesn't make the list but it is mentioned in here. I'm surprised I G N has a pretty good reputation of, you know, being paid off to put different video games with high ratings. But La la Land premiered in 2016. Who in the fuck would be paying them to put it at the top of the list. What, what the fuck I G N have some standards like at least stick to the standard that you will only promote things that you are paid to promote. Don't make a second guess, irrationality. Well, this is actually pretty straightforward. Uh Jacob when you think about it, La la Land was released by, I'm sure we can tie this together. Hold on. Um Let's see. It was distributed by Lions Gate, ok? Lions Gate owned by while Aaron searching for this. It's funny because in the, during the Emmys or whatever award ceremony, la la Land was a part of when it was, when it was in its zeitgeist. The same fucking thing happened where for some reason it won. But actually then five seconds later, ha ha. No, it didn't win and it was moonlight because someone read the paper wrong. Wanted me to think about, oh, I do remember that. Suck it. La la Land. Yeah, this is the, this is the avenging ghost of La la Land past. They lost during the Emmys and some La la Land ghost was created set out to make La la la and win all the awards. And this is how it starts at the top of the I G N dumped in musical movies. Time. I, I hope that someone paid for this in the hopes that it would redeem them from the, the, the Emmys or the, the Grammys or whatever it was. Wow. The Emmys are for TV. The Grammys are for music. You guys managed to say both of the ones that it wasn't nominated for. No, no, no, wait, wait, you said the Grammys are music. The Emmys are TV. We need the movie. The movie is the, are the stage. No, those would be the Tony you got there by all the other options, important things like Rocky trivia for later. Yeah. All right. Enough of that garbage. Let's move right on over into some community news. This week. There is no community news. So let's keep the train moving straight into Jacking it with Jacob. Um Do, could we just do a little segment here, Jacob? Do you care about being on for this while we talk about uh go for it. If you got something to say, let's do it this way. Let's do it as uh telling story. Jacob the story. All right. So this week in community news, we're just gonna play Aaron and Meg story time. That's two weeks in a row. You guys missed it. Right. Oh It, it is, it is. It has been a busy, busy, busy fucking weekend for us. So, let's see. Let's start off on Friday on Friday. We had our first cabaret show at Duplex. It's another venue here in New York. And uh well, that went fucking spectacularly. Yeah, this was so much fun. The Duplex is a really, really historic venue. It's right next to Stonewall. It's the city's oldest cabaret theater and a very well known gay bar, which is also a lot of fun. A lot of Rocky people have like performed there back in the day. It was a place and um getting to be there was like, really, really incredible. Um Probably one of the best things that I've done, like during my time on cast. I'm really, really proud of everyone who performed there and made that show good. If you're ever around, let us know, hit us up. We'd love for you to come see it the same stage that and Jonathan Adams both performed on. I know. Isn't that cool? Way? Way, way back right after the first fan club. Rocky horror convention. Jonathan Adams did his one man cabaret act over there and it was super cool to see the venue that he did that in. Who is Jonathan Adams? I know Sal Piro is the head of the fan club. Uh Doctor Scott. Doctor Scott in the movie, played the narrator in the original stage show. Oh, wow. Uh-huh. Right. That's incredible. Yeah, it was like fucking ball. Yeah. Yeah, it was super cool and like the venue was very accommodating everybody over there was fantastic. We had a fantastic show, had a bunch of technical issues. We had to sort out beforehand, but they were all done by the time that the film started rolling. Uh we even had a little wedding beforehand. Just a real quick, little, little three minute in and out wedding ceremony during our preshow routine. That was fun. One of our alumni chase got married to his now wife Daniella and um they were having some issues finding a venue. So he reached out to me a couple of weeks before the show and was like, hey, can I get married at Rocky real quick? We can just keep it tight up top. And I was like, hell, yeah, man, let's do it. We had a, a musician for the show. He played some wedding music and, and they had an efficient and they just, they got called up on stage and they got married, they signed their paperwork, they said their, I Ds, they kissed and then they played Betty and Ralph during, during the show and just had a great time in the audience. Yeah, we've had a couple of proposals at Rocky in the last, you know, decade or so, but not, not any actual wedding ceremonies. You got to go back. Uh, probably another five years past that about 15 years ago was the last time that we did one of those. So it was super cool to uh you know, keep, keep the, uh the history alive on that one. And uh if, if you've never done one of these at your Rocky show, they're, they're super fun. I mean, obviously you gotta keep them tight. You gotta like, you know, make sure that everybody is getting what they expect out of it, right? You can't, you can't have the audience sit there for a 35 minute wedding of two people that they don't know. But if everybody's down to do something tight and quick and uh you can figure it out. Hell yeah. I mean, who doesn't like a little quickie wedding? So that was a fantastic performance. Everybody did a great job. We had a ton of fun doing that. We went out for a little bit afterwards, chilled for with some people at our place and uh rolled into bed at six o'clock and then rolled right back out of bed at about nine o'clock in order to catch our train up to Providence Rhode Island for the rest of the crazy ass weekend. Yeah, that was nuts. Uh So we, we planned this weekend very, very back to back one of our friends at R K O Harley. You might have heard him on one of our previous episodes, invited us to come perform at a drive in show up about an hour outside of Providence. So we took a train up with our cast member Michelle Lola Montez, she does Lola Montez art on Etsy. So we all trained up together and checked into our hotel and almost immediately turned around and got in the car with Harley and Zeer and drove to the drive in show where we got all set up. This drive in stage was huge. There were so many cars. I've never been to a drive in this absolutely massive props to the entire team over at R K O Roy Fred. Everybody out there just put on a fantastic and very professionally set up show. It, it went absolutely smoothly. So many people on hand offering us help and just too many people to thank. Uh but it was a fantastic performance. Everybody was awesome. I had a ton of fucking fun. Uh Absolutely love their wheelchair up there because it's uh it's got solid sides. So my little teddy bear doesn't slip out the side of it. I was doing Doctor Scott uh Make you to Janet. That was super cool. I've never been that cold in my entire life. That's right. It dropped down to about 40 degrees by the time the show started. And, uh, it was a little chilly. It was a little, little, little nippy. It was so much fun. The cold came through in like moments where I was standing still and stuff wasn't going on. But most of the time we're just like running around trying to be in the moment and you, like, you kind of don't feel it, it goes to the back of your mind. But then there were a little tiny, like at one point, Harley and I Harley was my Rocky and we were hiding behind the tank and I just had a single moment of like, oh my God, I'm gonna freeze to death. And then that was it like we popped up and did dinner scene and I was fine. Yeah, it was, it was fantastic. We got to chat with everybody. I played uh Beetle juice beforehand. Um So I guess I've seen that twice in four days. Uh This was the movie version. It was fantastic. They also had a Beetle juice themed uh preshow. That was super cool. I was enjoying that from the comfort of the beer garden at this drive in where you can get wine and beer. That was super fun. Uh We went over, we talked some shop with Fred about Merch and all kinds of stuff. Spent way too much time at the R K O merch tent picking his brain. That was super cool. Thank you, Fred. And uh yeah, it was, it was just a super fun evening. Like we had a ton of fun. Everybody was on their, a game and it, it went absolutely phenomenally. So absolute shout out to A K O and everybody who put that together. And I would like to say just for the record, my Frank and Furter Maddie, you were phenomenal and you were so much fun to perform with. And I'm so glad that I got to meet you. I R L I loved your vaguely purple themed costumes. They were gorgeous and they just, they fit you so well. And it was so nice to finally meet you in person and to be able to share a stage space and um yeah, shout out to you, but we all know the real reason we went up there. That's right. We went and hung out with Roy afterwards over at his place. You got ourselves some Taco Bell shot the shit Aaron had to hear a fuck ton more about cats. Stop talking about cats guys. I'm so not, not the little furry guys. I, I really love a good pussy but I'm talking about that stupid fucking stage musical. Stop talking about cats. Shadow cats is going to happen, it is imminent. What do you think? Jacob Shadow Cats? No, shadow cats shadows a shadow casting of the movie musical Cats. Absolutely, sir. I mean, that, that would be so fucking fun. Holy shit. Right. It's, it's rocky Times too. I feel like, like on the scale of like, weird kind of sex shit that happens on stage and your cats, she's like, just fun. You can be out with people. I hate this whole community. I swear to God, it's being discussed so much that it's now like we're bringing it to the community of zeitgeist and now all someone has to do is pull the trigger and I have a trigger to pull I could, is that a threat? What if we did? It might be, it might be a threat. It might be a promise. It might be like, what if I'm pitching it? Like, no, I don't know. Should we do? Shadow absolutely would listeners, would community members be interested in coming to participate in a showing of Shadow cats? Let me know. Hit me up, write to me, tell me because I'll fucking do it and you know, you sound like a or does, does anyone want to come see the greatest thing that ever happen? Shadows, of course, they're gonna wanna go. Of course I need validation. All right. But we all know the real reason that we had to go up there and that was to see Justin perform in the live Rocky horror show. They were playing Rocky and oh my God guys. Oh, this was such a great, great fucking rendition of the stage. Show. I absolutely was blown away. Oh my God. This stage show was incredible. I had never seen a version of the Rocky Horror show before. I like, obviously, I've seen it on youtube a million times but like, never I R L and getting to see someone be in charge of it and lead it and put together this performance who I know obviously, Justin has like, so much love for this show and just getting to see that kind of come to fruition on stage was really, really incredible. They did a great, oh yeah, I mean, the makeup was incredible. The costumes were incredible. The set designs were incredible. I found this out. Uh Justin told me afterwards that the set design is actually a reused set uh with, you know, obviously some tweaks from a version that the college had done about a decade ago. Uh But it was designed by one of the scenic designers who works on Saturday Night Live and you could fucking tell this thing looked amazing. It was scaffolding all in the back and there was a little kind of uh uh bar kind of set up for, for Frank's lab and the monitor and all of this and the, the lighting design was very, very impressive and I, I just, I was blown away and all the little bits that you, you know, that you don't get in the movie, the things that are tangentially referenced in the movie that are all choices that, that people can make to put on stage. That's what I fucking love to see the stuff that you look at and you go. And actually this was one of the my favorite parts about going up for, this was just the chatter afterwards of like, oh I didn't actually ever really get that, but that's what that is. Oh my God. Yeah. Can I just say I have always kind of held that the main character in the film? The Rocky A picture show is Janet because Janet is the one who has a full character arc, right? She's the only character with actual character development throughout the movie. And you, you see her go from, you know, like a, a prim little like Mary Sue, good girl to, you know, Janet the slot, right? No other character has an arc that is that pronounced in the movie or really any arc I would say. But in the Rocky Horror show, Justin's version, I didn't feel that way at all. I didn't feel like I was watching Janet be the main character of this show. I did feel like it was frankfurter was the main character and it was the story of his creating this monster and, and then you know, his downfall and it was really interesting to see because, you know, that's what the story is meant to be, right? Just you, you that, but then you feel like it, it doesn't quite make it there just because of the choices they made with filming. So it was very cool to see that story actually take place. It felt like a very different story, a very different like telling of it, which I enjoyed. I mean, I especially love their narrator for it. He would put up with some amazing callbacks and shit from the audience. The entire night, I had John sitting right behind me screaming in my ear. The whole time John came up along with a bunch of his, his uh twitch buddies and, and saw the show and, and he was, he was doing all the callbacks he could uh and oh boy, this narrator really played to it. He had a ton of fucking fun with the show. The whole cast was fantastic. I mean, there was a lot of talent on display there as well. Did you guys see the stage show? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. It wasn't a shadow cast movie. It was the stage show, the University of Rhode Island College in Kingston. Cool. But absolutely, I mean, it, it honestly just made me really just go, man. I, I wish there was a new, a new touring version or, or a Broadway revival or, or some other way where I can just see more of the stage show without having to fly all the way to the UK. Well, the 50th is coming next year. So, yep. Anyway, there's so many things that we can talk about with this fantastic trip. It was super fun. We got to hang out with, everybody went out for lunch afterwards and then made our train back. A huge fucking shout out to Randa for schlepping us around. After we realized that apparently lifts don't exist in Kingston, they were able to give us a few rides and hang out and shoot the shit. And it was absolutely awesome getting to chat in person and yeah, I mean it. Thank you, Roy. Thank you, Harley. Thank you, Zephyr. Thank you, Justin. Thank you. Just everybody who made this trip fucking amazing. And uh yeah, we can't wait to come up and uh see R K O again for pride. That is so soon and I'm so excited for it. We've already booked our hotel and our Amtrak and we're ready to go and um I can't wait to come party with all of you again. Very, very soon. Get your asses down to New York. Hell yeah. And with that, I think it's time for everybody's favorite segment, Jackie. It was Jacob Pierce is coming in the distance. What does that sound like a squeak? Quit. They're tiny penises. I forgot to specify. They're like tiny little penises in the air. Little angel wings flipping around. Jacking off wherever they please. Did anyone else hear that? I could have sworn I just heard someone say Jacking it with Jacob. No. Oh, well, that must have been me whispering to myself in my sultry baritone back in the bathroom. Jacking it with Jacob dude. You are like really the or of our show like, like er from when he was super annoying. Not, not the later like super Suave Stefan. Like, no, I the nerd, I was so hot in all of his forms. Can I just say I would like to state for the record? No. Did me? Yeah. Oh my God, Aaron, I love you too. Stop. You're gonna make me emotional, emotional cripple. Hi, Jacob. Well, as a fellow Rocky talkie cast member of few on air appearances, I'm actually really happy that you're here and I'm really ok. That's nice. Let's get on to Jack and it, oh, doesn't that feel nice when Papa Jacob first sits down and tells you to start Jacking it? I retract my earlier sentiments. Boys and girls, ladies and gents, transvestites from Transylvania and innocent boy, girl, couples from Denton tonight. We're gonna walk off the beaten path and take a stroll down Jacob's Glossy Come Avenue right off faster place. Today. We'll be putting Aaron's repertoire of Rocky knowledge to the test in a Who Wants to be a Millionaire themed game show. The Rules. Oh God. Come on guys. Another game show. Yeah. Yeah. But you know that I'm bad at this, but you're great at Rocky trivia. Yeah. You spent like how many episodes just reading essays and? All right. What are the rules? What are the rules, the rules. Everyone knows Aaron's got a big brain, especially when it comes to Rocky Horror. So this week we're playing Who Wants to be a Millionaire with Aaron with all our questions pulled straight from the Rocky R trivia game. Oh, come on. And in the honor of the recently released decision, documents revealing the Supreme Court's nearing repeal of Roe V Wade. Today's prizes will be sexual favors from Meg. A woman bestowed by me, Jacob, a man upon Aaron another man. Because if women can lose their bodily autonomy on Capitol Hill, gosh, darn it, they can lose it on this podcast too. Oh my God. The, the sentiments expressed by Jacob do not at all represent the sentiments of Rocky talky or any of its subsidiaries. Yeah. Tell him Jacob. Yeah, Meg from over the pants touching all the way to unprotected vaginal intercourse. Aaron will be playing for prizes of sexual activity with his lovely wife. Meg. Of course, if he loses, they will likely still participate in intercourse. So there really aren't any stakes. But what are you gonna do? This is a podcast and if you're questioning the integrity of a mini game on our Rocky Horror podcast, please don't. We worked very hard. I cannot contend with this energy at all. I would like to state just for posterity. Number one, I wrote the questions in order to preserve a modicum of my autonomy and I didn't pull them from the trivia game. As previously stated, I pulled them off of the internet so they have even more validity. And number two, I probably wouldn't pork a loser carry on Jacob stakes increased because of the single contestant nature of who wants to be a millionaire. Me and Meg will be double teaming, hosting, Wink, Wink. So let's explain the rules just like Who Wants to be a Millionaire. Each question will be multiple choice. And Aaron will also have three lifelines, single use abilities to help him with the hard question. He's got 50 50 phone, a friend and ask the audience 50 50. We take down two of the options. So Aaron only has to choose between two answers. Phone, a friend. Aaron may call anyone outside of the game for help. Please note that we are recording this podcast at 12 31 AM on a Thursday. So his options may be slightly limited. He gonna use Google. That doesn't count. Google's not his friend. Google is not anybody's friend. I don't know. I got pretty intimate with Google back in middle school and ask the audience. Aaron could ask me and Meg for help. I don't know why I want to see the answers. So that's like a guaranteed correct answer. Ok. Now I see why I want to do that. Aaron gets to use each of these once during the game when Aaron gets a question, right? He wins a sexual favor when he gets one wrong. He loses one maybe more and on and on and on until we've gone through all eight questions. That's not how It Wants to be a Millionaire works. You, you, if you watch every episode of Who Wants to be a Millionaire, you've seen all of them there and you know, everyone, it's the same form of, with all that out of the way. Aaron, are you ready? I really not sure. So question one for the prize of over the pants touching. Always wanted one of those. Did you know that during the filming of the 1962 movie, the Rocky horror picture show, Meatloaf couldn't ride a motorcycle. So a much smaller body double was used during the filming of Hot Patuti as the motorcycle scenes were shot during closeups. What mode of transportation was Meatloaf rolling around on? Hey, you don't, you don't, you don't need the the options. So first up, uh the movie was filmed in 1974 not 1962. Uh His stunt double was named Ken Shepherd. In the close-up scenes, Meatloaf is sitting in a wheelchair with the front face plate from the uh motorcycle attached to the front of it. Did I get it right? Do I get some touching? You know, I'm not gonna tell you if you got it right? Because Meg wrote these questions and I feel like that first one was just like teed up for you with so many errors in the body for you to just pick out all easy peasy like this one was built for you to just fuck the shit out of, make it feel really good before you get a downfall in the latter half. And you got it right. He was on a wheelchair. They win over the bet. Touching. Surprise number two for the price of a 10 minute handy in a Taco Bell bathroom of my choice. Can I, can I choose a different restaurant? No, no, that's part of it. What, what about a Taco Bell Pizza Hut combo? You would have to provide a lot of additional information so much so that I felt the value of your answer warranted an increase in prize value. Ok. Understood. Understood. So, ok. Keeping these questions, Eddie centric and therefore pretty easy for you because it's the first couple of questions. And you've seen this particular scene about 18 million times as Eddie's body double drives up the motorcycle ramp to the observation platform in the laboratory. A Transylvanian jumps into a set piece and breaks it. Which of the following damage occurs. He rips the head off of one of the statues. Well, that is correct, but you didn't provide enough additional information to warrant the Taco Bell Pizza Hut upgrades. So fuck Taco Bell only. Yeah, but you won the handy Jay. All right. It's what it's all about. A nice old little handy Jay and a tacky Bell bathroom. I hate you. Guys little secret sauce on your wiener. Now, for the prize of a twenty-minute hand job in a Bonefish grill bathroom, that is a mandatory 20 minutes. You can't finish early. The fuck is a Bonefish grill? Better than a Taco Bell is all I can say. Have you ever been to Bonefish grill? No, I've never been to a Bonefish grill. I thought you made it up because it sounded like it went with a hand job. Bo Bo Fit. Wow. Yeah, good job. But no, that is a real place. But I have, I have done that. Did you get a 20 minute hand job in the bathroom? Never. But I've been meaning to check it off my list. Are these prices transferable? Just curious. Yes. Oh dude, don't like that answer. You really want to spice up the whole women not having autonomy thing. You wanna sell off the the prices of your wife that you are getting to like I was just gonna give it away but if you're offering money, give it away, it's even even worse. Um You sir are a man who does not care for women's rights and I salute you. We're gonna have to cut so much of this. I'm leaving it all in because I have autonomy over my show. Next question. Yeah. Aaron, which of these famous actors also auditioned for the role of Brad in the 1974 film The Rocky Horror picture Show, but was eventually passed on in favor of my bear. Bear. Do you need the names? The options this time? Probably not. It's probably Christopher Malcolm. But just give me, um, it's probably who just give me the options. No, no, no. Who did you? No, go ahead. Give me Christopher Malcolm. Christopher Malcolm. You judge you bloody idiot. Not even one of the four options is how ridiculous that is. But here they are. Hey. Oh, she clifty long. Anyway. Not, not even. And you were so confident that oh, wait a minute. It's no, no, it's not. Oh, all right. I've got to take that as your answer. That is no, no, no, no. Give me the, see, I'm just gonna snap your fingers and went. Oh oh, is this person? I don't know mega do we, do we take that? Let's give him the answers. Let's give him the answers and see. All right. A Robert Duval B Dustin Hoffman C Robert Redford or D Steve Martin. I'm gonna go with E Meg. Used a bullshit source for this one. I used something like Broadway backstage dot com. Ok. Which one of these four people who were never contacted about the role of Brad? Do they think was contacted about the role of Brad? I need a final answer, sir. I mean it's none of them. So, uh I'm finding another link that is not Broadway backstage that says this thing is true. Ok. Yeah, I'm using Broadway dot com. And grindhouse database dot com. What's their citation broadway dot com? You can't use the piece as the site, you know how citations work. All right, we'll go with broadway dot com. It's all of Broadway. Their citation is that they were there. They saw it. It's Broadway dot com and they're talking about the movie. Ok. And you want a list of the websites that say this, the F W dot com. What culture dot com, screen ramp dot com, I M DB dot com, Herald Weekly Diabolique magazine, Carly Rae dot blog. If anyone's gonna know it's fucking Carly Rae. Jesus Christ. Yeah. Come on, Aaron, don't you trust Carli Ray? All right. It's Steve Martin. Sure. We'll say it's Steve. Who, who, who is it? Who, who? It's, that's not true. Citation needed. Well, I got my, got my 20 minute Bonefish grill fun Fest. Uh No, you don't because you know why are you so certain this didn't happen? Because I would have read it somewhere else somewhere else than all those places. They don't cite sources. Ok. All right. Well, moving on to question four for the opportunity to have Meg rub Oscar Meyer, Brandon mustard all over your hairy bear torso. That's the exact noise. Did you know that the time warp clock contained a real-life skeleton that was sold at auction after filming. How many frank jackets? How many frank jackets did the skeleton sell for, for reference? 15 Frank jackets is about $54,000. And that is option A 15 Frank Jackets. Option B is about 18 Frank Jackets. Option C is about 19 and option D is about 20 two. Can you, uh, can you repeat those numbers real quick for me? 15, can you repeat the cash value for me? Oh, your options are 15 Frank Jackets which is about $54,000.18 Frank Jackets, which is about $63,000 19 Frank Jackets, which is about $66.5000. And lastly 22 Frank Jackets, which is about $77,000. Ok. Um, well, the time warp clock was sold by Sotheby's at auction in 2002. Uh And Meg has intentionally fucked me on this question because that's a UK auction house that sells things in pounds. So I remember it was estimated it was gonna sell for somewhere around £10,000 but it actually sold for a lot more. I wanna say somewhere around £35,000. So if I just pop that into my little calculator here, £35,000.02 dollars. That's $43,921 but we got to adjust for inflation. So pounds inflation, you know what? It's, it's that one. It's with that, that's how much it's sold for $35,000 pound. £35,000 which is about $43,921. All right. I'm actually, I'm getting, I'm, I'm getting just now that you're very familiar with the, um, price of a Frank jacket. So if you could translate that £35,000 into Frank jackets, because our answers are in Frank jacket. So, so we'll just, we'll round this up to $44,000 and divide it by the price of a Frank jacket. It's approximately 12.5 Frank jackets. So the lowest amount of Frank jackets that we have as a dancer is 15. I'm gonna go with 15 Frank jackets. All right, Aaron is putting in 15 Frank jackets is approximately how much the Rocky horror Skeleton from the coffin sold for at auction? Meg? Is he right? He absolutely is right. One Frank jacket we have worked out costs roughly $3500. Take off that shirt and get the Dijon ready. All right, squeezing it out of the bottle as we point of order. The auction wasn't just for the skeleton. It also included the clock. You're right. Yeah, I know. Now you get two bottles of Dijon. I'll get the mayonnaise too unsubscribed. All right. This next question is for the opportunity to have me sult whisper in your ear that you're the best Rocky hard trivia while cruel intentions plays in the background. That's right. Everyone. Cruel intentions is Aaron's favorite sex movie. The question, how wiggly were the lines at the part where Sarah Michelle Geller makes out with that other, I don't know the tape broke at that point. Did you know that the 1976 film, the Rocky horror picture show? How many times are you gonna get the year wrong? Is that, that you just fucking with me? You just fucking with me? Now, in this film, Tim Curry reportedly modeled his voice after the pipes of two very specific women, which two ladies were the Inspo behind Franken Fur's voice. I'm going to give you a list and you're gonna tell me unless you just want to tell me up to. No, I'm gonna need you to give me a list. All right. So I've got a few more because it's two women. So I've, I've increased the answers. We've got Sophia Lauren, Audrey Hepburn, Queen Elizabeth, Katherine Hepburn, Bette Davis and Patricia Curry. The fuck. Is that last one? Anyway? Um Well, it's Queen Elizabeth and this is his original basing for the stage show. He didn't really change it a lot for the movie, but all right, it's Queen Elizabeth. It's the Queen's English. And what are my other choices here? We got both Audrey's, we got both, both Hepburn and Sophia Loren Betty Davis and Patricia Curry and Audrey Hepburn and Katherine. Oh, Herons gonna get this one wrong. Um Let's go with, you can phone a friend 50 50 it or ask us. Yeah, let's 50 50. This one. All right. So one of these answers is already off the board. So we have 12345 answers. Let's take off three. Make it easy easier. All right, we'll take off three. Let's take off Betty Davis. Let's take off Sophia Loren and let's take off Audrey Hepburn. Ok. So I am left with you are left with Catherine Hepburn and Patricia Curry. Oh, I'm gonna go with Catherine Hepburn. Mm. Correct, sir. Tim Curry modeled Franken Fer's voice after two women. And those two women were the Queen Elizabeth and his mother, Patricia Curry. I don't hate me. Hey, Tim, it sucks to be wrong, doesn't it? I'm wrong. I'm hearing this. Well, I guess I'll have to watch cruel intentions by myself up. All right, we all know about the tasting properties of the female reproductive organs. So, Aaron with this next question, you get the chance to vicariously live through this while you have meg express to you the sensations and taste of having a clove of garlic inside of her badge. I did you know that during the 1967 1967 film, the Rocky Horror picture show the character. Sorry, I hate you. That one. That one's into the mic. This kills me because did you know that they sit down to dinner? Oh, it's thematic. The characters sit down to dinner. What vegetable is featured in a vase as table decor instead of flowers? I knew what this one was. Celery. Next question. Ah, good job. Yes. Yes. Gary. Oh, it tastes garlicky. Isn't that good to know Aaron now? You know. Oh, boy. Yeah. Well, sweetie, I'm impressed that you've made it this far. And, um, from here on out the sex acts get a little, uh, a little outrageous. So, first up for the prize of a Cleveland hot waffle, and that would be you taking a shit on my chest and then smacking it with a tennis racket. So it looks like a waffle. Did you know that the tank and body dummy used during the creation scene of the 1969 film, the Rocky Horror picture show were left over set pieces from another Hammer horror film. Which film did these pieces also star in? Would you like the options? Are you gonna give me multiple Frankenstein movies? Do you want to find out the answers are a revenge of Frankenstein. B. Dracula has risen c the vampire lovers or D Doctor Jekyll and Hyde. Uh That one is the revenge of Frankenstein starring Peter Cushing. I wanna say I'll get my tennis racket because that is correct. I'll decline the prize on that one. That's not an option. Nobody has bodily autonomy in this game show. You signed a contract, sir, you have to engage goddamn it. Get this right and Meg will s masturbate you. That of course, is her wearing Hulk gloves and jacking you off the question keeping on track at dinner scene. How many takes did it take during the filming of the 19th century, I almost made it through that without laughing. Meg Sorry. How many takes did it take during the filming of the 1973 film, the Rocky Harbor? Why does the day keep moving? We can't decide on when this movie was filmed? Why is that 74 film in 74? All right. During the filming of the 1974 film, the Rocky Horror Picture Show on track at dinner scene. How many takes did it take during the filming of the 1974 film, the Rocky Horror Picture Show for Franken Furter to whisk the table cloth off of the table containing Eddie's daddy body. It was filmed in 74. It was released in 75. Generally you refer to a movie by its release date, which is 75. But if you're gonna talk about when it was filmed, it was 74 any other date is incorrect. And also it was one take, one take. Is that your final answer? Correct? You, all right, Jacob, do you have hull cans that we could borrow? Are you kidding? Was I, was I a child in the time when Hulk cans was popular? Or was I not? Probably not because I never really heard of them until my, my adult. So I, I don't, yeah, the sort of short short doesn't cast on a pair of Hulk cans. No, but they will after this evening. Hey, you don't make fun of John's hands like that. All right. All right. So if you make it through this next question, Jesus Christ, what the fuck? I don't like this at all to freeze your poo and insert it into my body in. What is, believe it or not a real sexual favor known as the Kentucky Klondike Bar. Nope. I'm done. I concede, I quit. Came over. I lose. Did you know that the studio where the 1972 film the Rocky Horror Picture Show was filmed was very much lacking in the way of amenities. In fact, Susan Sarandon had to request something very specific that we entitled Millennials might consider a basic necessity. But when she requested this of the studio, she was told that she was complaining too much. What ridiculous request did Susan have? Would you like the options? I mean, so many things were wrong with Bray Studios in 1974. So yes, I think I would like the options. Was it tap water to drink? Was it heat in the studio? Was it a bathroom or was it a 10 minute break between filming scenes? Well, I definitely know they didn't have heat in the studio. They did have one room that had a bunch of space heaters set up but it caught on fire. So then they lost that. I definitely know that they had running water because the makeup department had posted up in one of the bathrooms. So I'm gonna go with the heat incorrect. They did have space heaters on set, but there was no functional bathroom. Well, there was, they just had to walk across the Bray Studio lot to the other building. There was no functional bathroom in the studio where they were filming. It just so happens. I have the diagram of Bray Studio from 1974. Would you like me to pull it out and show you where the bathrooms are you calling? Susan Sarandon? A liar. Are you, are you saying Susan Sarandon was complaining too much by asking for a bathroom? You sick, degenerate, fuck. Well, I guess I don't get that favor. Oh well, gosh, darn it. I was really looking forward to you blogging about that one too. We still might, it might be fabricated. It might not, remains to be seen. It would be. And Jacob, I believe we got one question left for all the tamales. OK, Aaron, you ready for this one? This is, it was a doozy. Get this right. You out of sexual favors on your list. So you get goddamn it. And you get, I don't know a kiss on the lips. What year? What year was the film was the film? The Rocky Horror picture show filmed 1974. You did it. You got it. I need to know that one. I'm, I'm, I'm impressed by you, Aaron. Good job fucking he. And that's our game show me. It looks like you're in for a long night. Let's tell the man what he's won. What has the man won? Jacob? I assume you've been keeping track. Aaron, you crush it with the amount of takes for a dinner scene. And for that me is gonna jack you off with some meaty Hulk hands in a smas. Move you crush shit with the film, the film shooting before Rocky Hard. That left over their tank revenge of Frankenstein. And for that, you're gonna get to take a meaty shit on Meg's chest and smash it down with a tennis racket so that it looks like a waffle in a move called the Cleveland hot waffle. Good job buddy. Um Serena Williams me daddy. Oh Hot. You knew all about the celery inside the vas during dinner scene. And for that Megan is gonna put a little garlic up inside herself and tell you all about the experience. Good job. I, I don't have a, a clever thing for garlic. Let's see if you're a vampire. Let's, let's potato chips. Uh You knew how much the skeleton and clock. Oh, you know everything sold for in terms of Frank jackets because you are very intimate with the market price of a Frank jacket. And for that Meg is gonna rub Juicy Juicy Oscar Meyer, Dijon Mustard and mayo all over your body and you're gonna get a 10 minute handy in a Taco Bell bathroom because you sir know all about an extra Transylvanian in the middle of opportunity running around and knocking his statue's head off. And lastly and lastly, you sir, get over the pants touching what dream for thousands of preteen boys alive because you know ones aren't that excited about it because you know that Eddie is on a wheelchair and not really a motorcycle because he didn't know how to use. One. You two love birds and joy. Hell yeah, thanks Jacob for facilitating our romantic upcoming evening. You are welcome. And listeners out there, if you're trying to spice up your life, call me Jacob. Congratulations, sweetie. I need a bath and that's our show. We would love to thank everybody up at R K O for being so fucking welcoming and accommodating to us this week and schlepping our asses around and sharing stage time with us and fucking Justin for putting on an incredible show. You guys all killed it. Absolutely. And as always, we'd like to thank our writer Jacob. Not quite so much this week and our editor Aaron from Tennessee a lot this week, we're sorry, you're gonna have to deal with this mess. We appreciate all of your work. If anyone has a question, they'd like us to answer on air for Nicky asks a question or some community news they'd like us to talk about or even a cool story to share with the community. We'd love to include it in our show. Just go to our website rocky talky podcast dot com. And fill out our contact form to tell us about it. 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We promise I've gotta add also, I must have mentioned Rocky Hard uh somewhere in passing in my day to day with my little sister Isabelle recently and uh I was talking to her and she has started listening to episodes of the show. So, Isabel, if you listen to this right now, hi, I love you. You're gonna kick it in school. You're doing so good. Uh Have a good one and your brother's a dirty pervert, a dirty pervert, but also great. We'll talk to you all next week. Bye. I, I swear to God. Can we please do a real research segment next week? I feel like a lot of people have a lot of opinions about dear Hansen. And up until this morning I didn't get the catch to shut up. Please shut up. He wants to be part of the conversation. He's like, I like so loud. All right. Well, in addition to all that stuff for the discerning Tim curry aficionado who is only interested in curating their collection of the finest collectibles. 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So they just chopped all the episodes together into a movie that is really bad. Oh, my God. Why haven't we watched that? It sounds funny. It's so bad. The internet doesn't recognize a cruel intentions. Four. Is this real or? It must be cruel intentions? Three? It, there is a cruel intentions. Three. Right. Yeah. Pause one second. Hold on, pause. Probably getting that tennis racket for that waffle. Oh my God. I wondered why she ordered Hulk Hands on Amazon. It's funny if it wasn't true. Did she really? No. But I mean, ok, if it's funnier, if it is, yeah, maybe I'll order that. Make Date Night sexy. I'll order wish off brand ones. They're just like green rubber gloves. Oh, that sounds so unpleasant. Chaffy dentist gloves. Oh, no, thank you. What are we talking about? Can, sorry, I, I had a moment where I was like, there's too much pee in my body and I'm laughing too much. Hey, hey, hey, I'm trying to think of who on our hand has large, who on our cast has large hands and being like, it's not nice to make fun of Blank's hands. But I can't think of anyone who like, has a hand. Just use John.